I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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