The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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