every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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