So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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