They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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