I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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