Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
