Your tits are I can't wait for
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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