so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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