What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
this will be a night to untag.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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