yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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