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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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