hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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