Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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