it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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