I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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