I am full of burrito and curiosity
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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