Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
