I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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