He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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