We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Congratulations! We have a period
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