The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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