You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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