Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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