if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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