The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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