we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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