sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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