But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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