ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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