I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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