everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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