y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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