ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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