Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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