he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
