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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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