It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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