Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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