I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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