At least make sure they are 18
Why
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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