That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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