my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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