I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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