Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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