I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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