So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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