Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Non-Jews are for practice
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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