bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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