What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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