I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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