so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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