I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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