No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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